WElcome to my homepage browse through practicale jokes downloads my screensaver downloads and my many other downloads. I have gotten some complants saying that my "practical jokes" are noy jokes but viruses. Well all I have to say to that is well duh that is why before every joke download I warn that you should only put these on the computers of people you don't like!!

                                 Directions: Download these jokes (under no circumstances unzip them) Then e-mail them to youre victim
tell them that the file is something it's not and to unzip it. That's it!! It's on there computer.
 

 This free demo program is a must-have gag for pranksters.
                       Error95 generates customizable fake error messages for Windows 95 and NT. Drive your computer buddies crazy! If you want more power and more errors, you can order the full version.

  Well, I thought some people might like an alternative splash screen for their Win95 PC. The installation process is
  very simple. Just download by clicking on a photo (or filename) and save to a temporary directory and run it. The
  next time you boot your machine, you should see the Joke Splash Screen. Note: Read the accompanying
  LICENSE.TXT for uninstall instructions. By the way, www.jokewallpaper.com is another really great place to look
  for stuff like this.
  One of the most popular questions I get from email has got to be how to make splash screens. It's actually quite
  simple. The LOGO.SYS file you find off your root (usually C:\) is really nothing more than a simple bitmap (.bmp).
  The only special thing about this file is that it is 320 pixels wide by 400 pixels tall at 256 colors. Use any photo editor
  or graphics program to make a bitmap to those specifications and rename it to LOGO.SYS. Throw it off your root,
  and the next time you boot, wah lah...

"Please wait while your computer boggs down"  Bogg.exe (70.5K)

VirOS95.exe (76.5K)
"We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile..."
                                                                                     Billborg.exe                                                             Billborg.xe (82K
Drugs.exe

 Fake Delete (direct download: 118K) - This great free gag simulates the deletion of all
                       files & folders in the Window directory. Looks very real, and users are unable to detect or stop it.
 
 

 Bomb Crash Alert Gag (direct download: 111K) - This joke program simulates the
                       Windows 95 "program crashed" dialog box. And it's difficult to tell that it's a fake! It's easy to use
                       and there is no setup/install involved. Just copy the program to someone's machine and run it.
                       Here's Bomb Crash Alert's home page, which features more freeware gags.

 JavaScript alert gag - If you're a Webmaster and you'd like to play a practical joke on your
                       visitors, then check out this free JavaScript that offers a scary pop-up message that tells visitors
                       they have a computer virus. From The JavaScript Source.
 
 












** I take no responsebility for whatever You use these practical jokes for**
 
 
 
 
 

Sreensavers-


 











 Sheep vs. Gravity Screen Saver - Funny screen saver for those who like twisted humor.
                       Watch the sheep fall to their grisly deaths!

 Light Speed - An eye-catching free screen saver, Light Speed serves up infinite variations of
                       starscapes and offers wonderful animations and sounds. It offers an engine that displays up to 6,000
                       stars on the screen at the same time. It sure beats Microsoft's lame "Flying Through Space" screen
                       saver that comes with Win 95!

Another Countdown Screen Saver - Count down the minutes to the Millennium (or any
                       other event you'd like) with this free screen saver, which sports a cool LED display.

 Liverdance Screen Saver - This wacky screen saver takes on Celtic culture (specifically,
                       the popular "Riverdance" show). Watch as a squadron of talented Irish livers magically come to life.
                       Watch as inanimate livers suddenly grow eyes and limbs and start to dance to an Irish step-dancing
                       soundtrack. (From the makers of the wildly popular Hey, Macaroni!) For Windows. Available as both
                       freeware and as a commercial product.
 

 

Home-made air cannons-

Fittings-

(Super cannon 400 yarder)

Not much to say here, the picture pretty much shows what I did. For my old
Spudzzoka, the barrel I used was 2" diameter, 30" in length, with a 26" air
chamber.

If you want to build a "new" Spudzzoka just use the proper reducers to reach
the 2.5" PVC for the chamber.  For my new Spudzzoka, the barrel was 3.3 ft,
with a 3.8 ft. chamber.

                                     You can also add a a gauge by putting attaching a "T" to the threaded PVC
                                  piece between the solenoid and the reducer.  Then add a gauge to the top part
                                  of the "T".  You might have to add a couple other pieces of threaded PVC.
 

Electrical-


 

                                  Link up three 9 volt batteries so that it equals 27 volts. This is usually enough voltage to open

the valve. I put two switches on my cannon so the cannon can only go off if both buttons are
pushed, this acts as a safety. I fell that this is quite important because I have must have hit the
button accidentally by hitting it on my leg or from laying it on the ground a million times. I have
had this go off in my face before, the spud missed my head by a couple of inches, it wasn't that
pleasant. Another important thing is if the batteries are dead or dying don't think that it can't fire.
Once I had had an orange in the barrel and the batteries were dying. I layed the cannon on the
ground and started flipping the switch on and off. I told everyone not to get in front of the barrel
but my brother walked in front of it and the cannon went off. It hit him in the foot and he was on
the ground. It didn't break his foot but he said it hurt a lot. So if the batteries die drain the air out
with the bleed screw mounted on the sprinkler, if the sprinkler doesn't have a bleed screw well
then your it trouble. I mounted all of this inside a black project box that I found at radio shack. I
like this box because it lets me mount on the switch and everything easier. I then mounted the
box on the cannon with some plastic wire ties.
 

(Toilet paper gun)
 


 

Home made combustian cannons-
 

    Here is my first "combustion" spud gun.  I have found that I prefer
pneumatic over combustion.  Pneumatic is safer and in some ways has proved
to be more powerful.  The only advantage that this cannon has is that it shoots
toilet paper much farther then the pneumatic.  I also found that the sound that
comes from this cannon is much more impressive then the pneumatic.  The
cannon is a four inch to two inch. I used ABS pipe and a lantern sparker (the
kind you turn).   To mount the sparker you must first drill a hole the
appropriate size.  Then you simply bolt it on.  To fire the cannon you ram a
potato in the barrel, open up the cleanout plug, spray about 4 seconds worth of
hair spray, screw in the cleanout plug and flip the igniter. I made my barrel
detachable so that I could put other size barrels on.  Such as a four in. barrel for
shooting toilet paper.  To make the barrel detachable cut your original barrel
about two in. away from the chamber.  Then glue on a 2 in. male adapter.
Glue a 2 in. female adapter on your left over barrel.  NOTE: Make sure you
use the appropriate glue.

Propelents-

Here are some facts on some propellants.  I have only used hair spray, so I
don't recommend that you use any other propellant.

Hair Spray

The most basic and most commonly used propellant is probably hair spray. All
you have to do is just open up your chamber, spray a little in, close it up and hit
the sparker. This propellant is O.K, but it isn't as powerful as others, and it
might make your gun sticky.

Starting Fluid

Starting Fluid seems to be dangerous so I don't recommend it. It works the
same as the others, just spray and shoot.

Carburetor Cleaner

Carburetor cleaner is the propellant that I heard works the best. This stuff
works the same as hair spray, you just spray it in the cannon and fire.

Butane

Butane also seems dangerous but it's simple to use, you just turn the can upside
down and put the tip into the hole in your chamber and push the button

Propane

I have heard that some people use propane as a propellant. I'm not really sure
how they do it. You would have to attach a tube to a torch adapter or pressure
regulator, and put a ball needle in the tube. I would recommend looking at some
other Potato Cannon pages to see how they did it.

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